8. Stanley
No one knows quite what to make of Stanley
Stanley is a most peculiar man
No one knows quite what to make of Stanley
Stanley tries but cannot understand
Stanley runs, Stanley jumps
Stanley gets little bumps
Stanley sits, Stanley talks
Stanley goes for nature walks
Stanley is, Stanley was
Stanley always will be because
Stanley can, Stanley can’t
Stanley likes his maiden aunt
Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley
Why are we waiting?
Oh Stanley
Why are we waiting?