11. Marjorie

Marjorie, Marjorie, why’d you do things to me
Marjorie, oh Marjorie, won’t you change your name?
Marjorie, oh Marjorie, I would sing a song to thee
But Marjorie, Marjorie, I just don’t like your name
I just don’t like your name

If you were a Susan, a Barbara or Jane
I would make a smart refrain
If you were an Alison, a Frances or a Claire
I would say my love was there

If you were a Christine , a Julie or a Jan
I would do the best I can
If you were an Alison, a Frances or a Claire
I would say my love was there

Oh Marjorie, I am but a fool
Darling I love you, why are you so cruel?
Oh Marjorie, do not be so cold
You can change your name you know by deed poll
It’s so easy!